Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Ain't No Figure Silicone Ken Doll

I guess my stomach has taken the limelight for this Chinese New Year. Everyone was so excited to see it and even touched it. My body transformation has been bountiful indeed. Thought of running while I'm in Ipoh during this Chinese New Year to burn some fat but it never happened. Instead, I had all these food below - I can't help it, it's Chinese New Year.

Homemade Bah Kut Teh

Homemade Yellow Glutinous Rice with Curry Chicken

Arrowhead chips - must have!

31 flavours to quench thirst 

The Bomb! Mom-made petai sambal with prawns

Custom-made cookies

No-so-healthy reunion luncheon

Ended up like Maggie Simpson

Really, I put a lot of weight so it is a need and is a must to lose it or even firm up a bit.

Talking about that, there was a dude in my Facebook who was confused of what he would do after getting a muscular body - his answer to himself was 'seduce people'.

Come on, really?

You see, having fit body doesn't mean anything.

Yes, you will have all the eyes on you but if you don't have the brain to carry yourself well, it doesn't fit the whole package or in short, you're just a shrimp (got body without any brain). Yes, definitely you have the surge of admirers who want to be with you but how true are they? I bet they are blinded by the physique without any regards to sincerity or just  plainly  they want to have sex with you. What if you are out of shape, will he still love you like he previously did? Or he will find someone who has a better figure to replace you since most of people in this community are just go for the look.

I always have this belief that heading to gym to obtain an hourglass body is solely in the name of health - it's not for commodity purposes.

I follow this local artiste, yeah he has a nice body and he always strip it off in his Facebook. So the question here is whether his body is the commodity/asset to gain popularity or his talent? What if his nice lean body disappear? Will he outshine himself by his talent? Aside of his body, I don't see any talent in him.

I'm quite surprised that he could go all out showing his belly button and knee-down since his religion forbidden it. Aside from this artiste, there's a gym instructor in my Facebook even worse. His postings are always with his underwear as if he is too broke to buy a decent shirt and a decent pant and he even got piercing in his nipple. Come on, though I don't practice that religion but I know piercing is a big no. Are they too unaware about the religion or the authority which upholds the sanctity of that religion is too lenient?

 But too bad,  nice and sexy body still rule the world in this sick gay community. If you are fat or super skinny, you are not even welcomed here. This is how shallow we are. Nevertheless, always remember this, you judge people, people can judge you back, we were born for a purpose and the purpose is not fit in people's eyes and gain acceptance but being who you are.

P/S: I'm so happy that Eddie Redmayne won an Oscar for Best Actor. He is amazing in Theory of Everything!
P/SS: Something big going on this weekend <3

Since it's still CNY, here's a song for you from my favourite comedian, Sandra Ng!

Friday, February 20, 2015

Meh Meh CNY

Before I go gung ho about Chinese New Year in blog, let's revisit my Valentine's Day. I know Valentine is like so yesterday but I had been very busy recently. This is the first time I log on to my blog ever since my last entry.

For my Valentine's Day, there wasn't any treasure hunt, no candle-lit dinner but a stalk of champagne coloured rose for him. Valentine's Day was like a catching-up-with-friend day for us. We ended the night with movie King's Men (goodness gracious, Taron Egerton is so cute!!!)

Just look at him! Melted or not?

We didn't plan to go all out for it since those dinner at finest restaurants during Love Sick Day would be ridiculously overpriced. Furthermore, our anniversary is around the corner, I think anniversary is more meaningful than Valentine. At least, that very day is meant for us.

Until now, I'm still clueless on how to celebrate our anniversary. Maybe reenact our first date or maybe, just maybe pop up the million dollar question since I learnt that our neighbouring country close by is okay to have wedding there (so they said).

Okay, back to Chinese New Year.

It has been tiring one so far. I started my break last Wednesday, Like usual, the yearly phobia of CNY still hunts me; traffic jam at the major highways. It was lucky that my journey to my hometown Ipoh only took three hours. My record of five hours back to Ipoh is still unbreakable. After barely an hour of rest, I hopped into my brother's car headed to Penang; my dad hometown. I think this is my first  reunion dinner at my paternal side after more than 20 years.
It wasn't that jam after all

Penang for CNY
Lou ah! fatt ah! Bf stop nagging ah!
You may ask why Penang. Well, it wasn't a celebratory and joyful one since my family afraid that it would be the last reunion dinner with my grandmother. She is very ill recently. We are prepared and the elders have already discussed about funeral arrangement.

If that wasn't somber enough, my brother's car got hit from behind while we were on the way to my grandma's place. Since the fella didn't have money to pay, police report was the only choice. So you might countdown with fireworks and all the laughter, but for me and my brother, we celebrated at police station. Yeah, I still could catch some fireworks but from police station.

Well, I hope the series of misfortunes is not the omen of Year of The Goat. Let's hope for the best - for you and me alright?

Since it's Chinese New Year, let's sing a CNY song. Come on, "Everybody Happy, Happy with EcoWorld"...lol..my gosh, I'm so sick of that song. Everytime I came across in TV, immediately i will change the channel and that for sure.

Okay for real this time, let's sing.. "nian nian xi yang yang...something something...hong tang tang...something..bla bla...ni shin shang....."

How I love My Astro Chinese New Year songs, they will never fail me every year

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Old Fag to Be

Don't you feel a little bit heartache when you see your parents are getting older each and single day. I still could recall the days when my mom was young and pretty during my childhood. But now, not turning to white hair just yet but she already has wrinkles. However, in another perspective, I should be glad that she is living in a carefree life now, she's practically enjoying about her life back in my hometown.

Even I also could not escape from the ravage of time. I made a quick look on my profile pictures in my Facebook. I used to look skinny, boyish with a little bit of cuteness. And now, my skin complexion is nowhere near perfect anymore, my face is getting rounder and I've got tummy!

Does it mean I'm not attractive anymore as I age? Will I end up to be a big fat uncle loitering at kopitiam and talks about politics?

Well, I could  end up to be an old fat faggot but they are also plenty of men out there who look really good as they age such as (I hope i could look like them when i hit 30s)....

Ashton Kutcher
Chris Evans

Justin Timberlake

But who am i kidding? I'm just plain old Alvin and I'm not that attractive as well. Maybe i should live a more reclusive life and shun away from the people's eyes so they won't see me how I get old. Just like an old wizard living in the woods.

I know time will take me to a lot of places with defining moments. Changes are inevitable through this passage of time. Strangers and friends will come and go throughout the time, but of all these strangers and friends, there is no one compares with my baby boo. Though I know I'll never lose affection for friends and things that went before but in my life I love him more.