Monday, October 29, 2012

Splendour thing or just sick cycle?

Sometimes I ask myself do I fully of letting him go?

I really don’t know. I do miss him somehow. I’m not sure I miss the moments I spent with him or the longing to be with him.

But it doesn’t matter now. He doesn’t even bother me anymore. Perhaps, it’s a good thing to force myself to move on.

Strange right? We were once so close together like two birds of a feather would be. Now, i think he would just walk on by if he sees me.

So here I am, single, alone in the room on this rainy day and writing the good old sad story.

You know sometimes I could be so silly until I stalk people in Facebook and look at those couple photos. Curse them lol.

Love can be many spendlour things, doesn't it? No one can deny the joy it brings. Dreams come true and those fairy tales. Love sometimes is like a drug that makes you blind but you will be very proud when the world is seeing how blind you are.

I wonder how they can attach so easily. Do they really care how fast they fall?

For me, it takes a lifetime for me to change my relationship status in Facebook. Perhaps, I’m that diva that irks every one. Or maybe I never bare my tits in Facebook, that’s why no one approaches me. Seriously, tits could boost popularity in Facebook with the number of likes. Hello world, this is my tits, please like.

Or maybe I don’t spam Facebook timeline enough so that’s why nobody takes notice of me. Really, I have friends who have 20 over postings per day. Maybe I should exceed them with 30 posts! Hello World look at me, attention whore is posting something in Facebook!

Talking about Facebook, there’s a rather cute and hot guy who records himself playing his lips (kissing gesture) and post it in the Facebook. It is very very disturbing!!

Put the sarcasm aside. After all those break ups and almost-got-it situation I’m very tired. Yes, i'm sadder but i'm wiser too after all these shortcomings.

Don’t you think that love is really a cycle. Fall in love -> Hook up -> Break up-> Move on -> fall in love again

Swear, I ain’t gonna fall into that sick cycle again. But alas, when love calls, I can’t refuse it. Maybe I should hold on tight this time around.  

Friday, October 26, 2012

Illuminate Your Holiday with Fireflies and LEDs

It is very rare that i have spare time to travel. In fact, it has been 10 years i never go out from this country. During college days, i was too poor to do so and now, either my friends cannot make it or my job wouldn't allow me to do so.

That's PR line, don't you even think to have a long vacation.

Anyhow, i managed to take little time off and had a road trip. I love road trip coz i could drive freely in countryside without any traffic jam or sandwiched between concrete buildings. My sight is only a wide horizon as far as my eyes stretch. I'm glad that i could do road trip after so many years and this time is Kuala Selangor, about 80 km from Kuala Lumpur.

Unfortunately, my trip was delayed due to the road construction and we were stucked for half an hour.And the traffic caused so much delay until we missed the sunset at Bukit Malawati in Kuala Selangor. Locals claim that the peak of the hill is the best spot for sunset in entire Malaysia. The claim might be true coz the hill is overlooking the Strait of Malacca. Let the pictures below narrate my road trip.
Just love the blended orange and blue hues in the sky as the sun went down

The journey up to the hill was pretty spine-chilling coz it was dark and the road was steep. I was the lonely car along the small tiny road. But at last, salvation came when we saw the lighthouse and several cars at the carpark. The left over cannon during 18th century overlooking the blue tint mascara of Straits of Malacca and delta in distance
The ever devoted light house

Your best companions at the hill, Silverleaf Monkeys
So what is the best thing you can do when the night falls in Kuala Selangor? Of course, to see fireflies in thousands, literally.There are two places for you to choose to see the fireflies. One is Kampung Kuantan and the other is Kampung Bukit Belimbing.

I had tried Kampung Kuantan before and it was pretty pricey (RM 50 per boat for four pax. Since there were only two of us, it would be RM 25 per pax) compared to Bukit Belimbing which it's only RM 15 per person.Another reason why i didnt choose Kampung Kuantan this time is that the boat is wood-made ( i bet there is crocodile in the river) and the fireflies are lesser there.

The 3G coverage for Digi in Kuala Selangor is, like usual, none and sometimes i even lost the signal. Digi disconnect you everywhere you go. However, the direction boards are pretty useful and if you ever get lost, just ask the local.

After turning into smalller roads, you will enter a pitch of darkness and chilly silence as there is no single car leading to the park. Scary? Wait until you reach a road called Jalan Kubur (Cemetery Road). But that's the road which will lead you to Firefly Park Resort in Kampung Bukit Belimbing.

Fireflies in Kuala Selangor (picture by Art Chen,The Star)
The picture above looks like neon lights for Christmas tree right? No, the yellow glowing lights on the trees are real fireflies. Do believe in your eyes when thousands of fireflies illuminate the quiet dark Sungai Selangor. Though it is my second time but these glowing little bugs never fail to amuse me. But to pre-emp you, do get yourself mosquito repellant and set your mind that the river is safe from crocodiles.

We never had the famed seafood restaurants there as my little friend is allergic to seafood, so we opted for KFC instead. Strange right? Drove hundred miles just to have KFC. But to my surprise, Kuala Selangor is not that sleepy town anymore. They have hotels, commercial areas and even Tesco there.

Since our journey back to PJ would pass by Shah Alam somehow, so we stop by at i-City.i-City is a 72 acres ICT-based urban development beside the Federal Highway in Section 7, Shah Alam, Selangor, Malaysia. Master planned by world-renowned and award-winning architect Jon A Jerde, i-City was designed as a fully integrated intelligent city, comprising corporate, leisure and residential components such as a 1.0 million sq. ft. regional shopping mall, office towers, Cybercentre office suites, hotels, apartments, data centres and innovation centre.

Okay, cut the crap. If you like LED lights, just go there. They have thousands or even millions LED light to light up the whole I-City.

                                                LED Sunflowers. Like Avatar right?

LED Pine Trees

I'm not sure i-City is the best place for photosensitive epilepsy because even normal person like me is blinded by the glaring colourful lights there 
The trees are plastic and LEDs. I wonder how it looks like in day time

Even the birds are LED

Ferris wheel is in LED also but you can take a ride. Aside from the abundance of LED lights, i-City is an family entertainment spot also with theme park, rides and the newly water park. I didn't ride any because it was packed like mad

You know what is the best moment of this road trip? The best moment definitely gonna be the time I spent with the person next to me. Lol. If he is reading this, he would vomit blood out. Yew!! Nah, the best moment is the journey to the destination with the sunset in the horizon. The picture below sums it all. (BTW, not long after the picture was taken, the monkey mama and monkey baby fell on the road from the electric cable and it was hilarious. Thank god, no car at the time)

Monday, October 22, 2012

The Primadonna is available

Gonna be honest, I do loitering around in those gay mobile social network apps (Jack D, Grinder  and Boy Ahoy).

Yes, I do receive messages occasionally (I never show my tits there and my pictures barely hit 10 plus in Facebook but ain’t no why got people message me). So one generic question that they would ask me:  “do you have a boyfriend”

“God no” Le me

“You’re cute. Why single?” generic response from them.

Come to think of it, why I’m still single. To my surprise, I feel good about my singlehood right now.
It has been a year plus since my ex dumped me.  I fell for someone thereafter. It started well but he didn’t accept me in the end and now, he is literally out of my life. He doesn’t even wanna bother me.
Maybe I’m too preoccupied with my work so I don’t have the slightest tendency to muse about relationship right now. I even don’t have time for myself. 

But to honest, if fate allows me to do so, I really don’t mind to have a partner. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not those shallow faggot who wants to be in a relationship for the sake of being relationship, you know what I mean. Really, there are people out there who just hook up with people who barely know coz they can’t stand to be single.

Anyway, I guess my preference has slightly changed ‘coz they are so many guys who are so my type in my friend circle but the cupid doesn’t hit me this time. Wonder why. Maybe my preference has been gradually becoming more demanding or should I say beauty comes from within?

Just wanna share with you, I always want an English educated background partner aka banana in Malaysia local colloquial term.  Really, I always have more topics to share with those bananas. I have dated two non-English educated before and it was a disaster. Definitely, it will be a bonus if the person has greater command of English than me. I speak no good English.

Smart guys with humility always turn me on. Maybe that’s why I fell head over heels for my previous crush. He is real smart and witty too. That’s why so hard for me to let go. Smartness and witness is one hella good combination to keep me entertained. 

I know I do behave like a primadonna or diva per say, but one’s wealth is not my barometer to consider for a relationship. I know fags out there are judging the men like what car he’s driving or how much he earns, does he own a property but hey, for me, as long he has proper job and earn a descent earning to feed himself, I’ll be fine. 

Physical wise, I like boyish manly but please don’t be fat and don’t be short coz I want my partner to grabs the items at the shelves that I cant reach. I know I’m short. I’m an Asian okay!

I guess I would be single for very long time. Come on, who wanna date a Primadonna girl like me? I’ma difficult person. I know I’ve a big ego but I don’t know why is such a big deal. I wanna be adored!\

Saturday, October 20, 2012

I'm a whore, i blow more than the wind

“Where do broken hearts go? Can they find their way home?”

The evergreen line from the late Whitney Houston. Well, the broken hearts return back to the open arms somehow but what about…

Where do all the sluts go? Can they find their way home?

I guess the sluts have too little time to spend at home. Most of the time spent whoring outside.

Lately, Malaysians was awaken by the controversial sex blog Sumptuous Erotica which features Alvin Tan and his girlfriend Vivian Lee in revealing their sex life. How juicy is the blog? Though the blog has taken down but it was reported that blog showcases explicit photographs and videos depicting the couple in undress and sex acts taken in various states in Malaysia. The images range from artistic portraits to close-up shots of their genitalia (in layman term: pussy and cock – if you ever typed pussy and cock as your keyword search for your masturbation session and so happen you click my blog, sorry this is not a porn website)

To jazz up their sexual fantasy, they even recorded a six-minute pornographic video depicting Vivian was intruded by Alvin in mimicking a rape scene.

Does their public erotica behaviour disturb you? For me, not at all. They just extend their private intimacy to public realm. Malaysians need to wake up and open up. As if you never conducted role-playing with your partner before.

But should we label Vivian or Alvin as a whore or a slut? I don't think so. They are couple and they love each other. Their parents didn’t seem to be embarrassed with their action, what is our position to put the derogatory label on them?

 So what constitute a slut or a whore? Is there any definition?

I believe it’s up to personal perception on how we view them.

Skimpily dress and big boobs = whore.

Super thin without boobs = anorexic

Flabby arms = fat

Girls with spiky hairs = Lesbo

Kissing your lover in the public = erotic

A girl partying with a bunch of guys = promiscuous.

Condom in the wallet = whore.

Gays posting shirtless pictures = whore.

Hunks in skinny jeans and skin-fitting shirt = whore.

Preoccupied with Grinder, Jack D and Planet Romeo = whore.

Spending too much time at gym’s steam room = whore.

We will never win the society’s heart. No one is ugly, only the society is ugly in judging us.

Really, what’s up with a single gay man or even straight people to go out and have fun while they are single? Of course, do it moderately and safety first. Please don’t be a whore who blows more than the wind.

Come on, we only live once and life is too short to be in chastity. Let’s unleash our long–kept sexual desires. I’m not promoting promiscuous lifestyle but I’m telling you to reap off the advantages of your singlehood – just go out and have fun moderately. Once you are attached, you will never have the chance.

For me, i'm not a slut. I just want love.

So tell me, you had sex with whom yesterday? Please know the name of the person.


Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Cartoons That You Can't Live Without During Childhood

Kids today are really blessed indeed. Everytime I dine outside, most of the kids are either playing with their tablets or checking their Facebook with the smartphones. Back to my childhood, the only digital thing on my hand was the black and white Game Boy and Tamagutchi (digital petting).

I wonder since the kids today are so preoccupied with the advanced digital gadgets, do they really have their childhood? Do they go outside and play those childhood games like hide and seek, Blind Man’s Bluff, board games, marbles, Lego and the list goes on.

Everytime I reminisce my childhood memories, definitely those 80s and 90s cartoons will come across my mind. I know if I show the kids today with those days cartoons, they will deem it funny but those cartoons and kids shows had given me the most beautiful childhood memories. Let’s reminisce one more time on our valuable and innocent childhood TV cartoon series amidst the cruel and realistic world today.
Miss how Pinky ruins the Brain's plans in taking over the world? Do you know this animated series was produced by Steven Spielberg?

Little Lulu, Little Lulu with freckles on your chin. I still remember the time for the show, 830 am weekdays! Lulu, Tubby, Alvin, Annie and all the kids in the neighbourhood. I miss the show so much!
I never like them coz they are annoying. Thanks to Alvin & The Chipmunks, the teasing started from my primary school days until now!
In Dexter's Laboratory, lives the smartest boy you've seen. One of my favourite cartoons of all time. Who could ever holds the burst of laughter when his sister Dede blows up his experiements.
Okay, maybe i was a dumbchild when i was young. I always confused between Ghostbuster logo and Michelin
Go Go Power Rangers! I never like them coz i don't believe dinosours attacking city concept. Same it goes to Ultraman
Thank God, Cartoon Network aired this Japanese animated series in English. Akazukin Cha Cha, i know it sounds unfimiliar to you but if you're a fan of Japanese manga, you should watch this hilarious journey of Akazukin in finding the truth about her family and defending the kingdom against the enemies
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats!! Who can ever forget this line!
Earth Fire Wind Water Heart! With Your Power Combined I am Captain Planet!
Care Bears!
Not very big fan of Ninja Turtles because they are dirty and living in drainage and the big Rat is their master . Filthy turtles
He Man. No wonder i'm gay now lol
Roar Roar.. i believe every time we see the lion roars, it reminds of us of the never ending stories of cat Tom chasing over little cute mouse Jerry. Those chasing games by them has brought us so many laughters during our childhood.I still could recall my mom will rent VHS tapes on Tom and Jerry to keep me occupied. Even my college days, i would switched on Tom and Jerry on Cartoon Network  in wee hours and laughed my ass off. This cat and the little mouse has garnered 7 Oscars. Don't take them lightly.

If you didnt watch Fujiko F Fujio's Doraemon when you were young, it means that you did not have a good childhood. Really, this pioneering Japanese animated series has captured the hearts of millions kids in East Asia. I even skipped my piano lesson just to catch Doraemon!
Sunny Day Sweepin' the clouds away On my way to where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get,How to get to Sesame Street. I learned my ABC from this show!!
DuckTales (oooh ooooh),Every day they're out there making,DuckTales (oooh ooooh),Tales of daring do bad and good

LuckTales (oooh ooooh). My brother and I wouldn't miss this show
Chip, Chip and Dale! I still recall the whole series is talking about Chip and Dale and rescue rangers team mate fighting over the evil big fat cat
Do you still remember Might Mouse? Little did i know that Mighty Mouse made its first appearance in 1942.
I never like Scooby Doo coz Shaggy is pretty annoying for me
Okay, i watched Barney. No wonder i'm a queer now. Maybe i watch too much parody nowadays, i always imagine Barney is a psychotic dinosaur and he will eat all the kids after the show. Well, Barney is indeed a dinosaur
Fighting crime trying to save the world! The powerpuff girls! How i miss the show. My favourite character gotta be the evil monkey Mojo Jojo!
Sonic The Hedgehog. If you had Sage video game when you were small, you would have a great time with Sonic
Ultraman - same opening, same ending for all the episodes - i don't get it

Mickey Mouse gotta be my no.1 and even now i'm still the die hard fan of this little mouse. Before the Disney channel hit the airwave, there was a show called Kelab Disney on Saturday afternoon. Without fail, i glued to the TV to catch my favourite mouse in the whole wide world and Donald Duck too!
La la la la la, sing a happy song. It was my brother's favourite, i bet those who were born in early 80s, The Smurf does augurs well of your child memories. I was too young to understand this cartoon back then but all i know that there look all the same so i was bit confused 
Before CGI technology and before Transformer movie saga on silver screen, Transformer was among the leading cartoon during the 80s and early 90s! Hasbro toys were cheap back then so my brother had plenty of Transformers toys.

I had beautiful innocent childhood watching the cartoon series on TV until one day i clicked on the show below, and everything went corrupted from then.

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Dogs Just Wanna Have Fun

Many dog lovers are left with limited choices in taking their dogs for a walk. Most of them will just leash their beloved pets and walk them in the neighbourhood coz almost all of the public recreational parks in Malaysia are pet-forbidden.

Worry not. If you live in Bandar Menjalara or its vicinity (KL Kepong, Damansara, PJ, TTDI), there is a dog-friendly park at Desa Park City.

I’m not a dog lover (cat lover here) but I did have good time hanging out with my girl pal with her dog ‘Cooper’.

If your dog is a mongrel, I advise you not to bring your dog there. Like the sad and realistic human society, the dogs there are either pedigree or lavishly interbred. Really, I’ve been there twice, Shih Tzu never exist there, most of the breeds at the park are Golden Retriever, German Shepard, Husky, Poodle and Chow Chow.

I wonder how those pedigree dogs will tell off the mongrels at the park “Bitch, this is for rich and famous only, please leave” lol.

Anyway, one big responsibility at the park is that you have to pick up your pet’s poo poo with the plastic bags provided along the way. Since the park is located in an affluent area, sometimes I wanna laugh at them “Earn so much but in the end you pick up shit” but well, I should not offend others.

After walking the dog at the park, there is a field for the dogs to roam around. This is where the owners will unleash the dogs and exchange their tips on petting their dogs with others while the dogs are either having good time smelling each other ass or having sex fiesta – doggy style.

One good thing about the park is that there is F&B outlets just stone throw away. Without fail, I would buy a cup of Chatime before walking the dog.

Can you see the love?

Lonely soul

silky smooth golden retriever

My name is Tung Tung